{"id":406,"date":"2007-10-27T17:54:23","date_gmt":"2007-10-27T16:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2007-10-27T17:54:23","modified_gmt":"2007-10-27T16:54:23","slug":"the-man-who-rode-his-bicycle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"The man who rode his bicycle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>His name is Robert Stewart, he has admitted sexual breach of the peace and has been placed on the sex offenders&#8217; register. He was in a hostel bedroom which was unlocked by cleaners who caught him copulating with the bike.<\/p>\n<p>Richard Alleyne of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?xml=\/news\/2007\/10\/26\/nsex126.xml&amp;CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox\" target=\"_blank\">The Daily Telegraph<\/a><\/em> notes that this is not the first time somebody has been convicted of sex with an inanimate object &#8212; an electrician was done in 1993 for having sex with pavements.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.telegraph.co.uk\/society\/bryonygordon\/october07\/bicyclesex.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Bryony Gordon<\/a> muses:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He was in his hostel room at the time, behind locked doors (staff went in when they got no response from him). It was between him and the bicycle. I&#8217;m not sure I would have called the police had I caught him riding his bike [as the hostel manager did]; probably I would have just screamed and run away and then think that maybe he was just confused by somebody who had told him that the local bike would sleep with anyone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His name is Robert Stewart, he has admitted sexual breach of the peace and has been placed on the sex offenders&#8217; register. He was in a hostel bedroom which was unlocked by cleaners who caught him copulating with the bike. Richard Alleyne of The Daily Telegraph notes that this is not the first time somebody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,37,57],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}