{"id":657,"date":"2008-10-17T14:56:52","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T13:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=657"},"modified":"2008-10-17T14:56:52","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T13:56:52","slug":"funny-because-its-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"Funny because it&#039;s true"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/morning_routine.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/morning_routine.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"197\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Such is the power and curse of wireless broadband and mobile phones. Before my Nokia somethingorother&#8217;s internet speed slowed to a crawl and it could no longer access Facebook, I would frequently check my Gmail and friends&#8217; statuses before dragging myself out of bed. I&#8217;m not sure if I should lament or celebrate this turn of events.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Such is the power and curse of wireless broadband and mobile phones. Before my Nokia somethingorother&#8217;s internet speed slowed to a crawl and it could no longer access Facebook, I would frequently check my Gmail and friends&#8217; statuses before dragging myself out of bed. I&#8217;m not sure if I should lament or celebrate this turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}