{"id":809,"date":"2008-11-11T17:44:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=809"},"modified":"2008-11-11T17:44:59","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:44:59","slug":"oh-for-the-love-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"Oh for the love of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The diocese of Bath and Wells in England <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/3439588\/Garden-gnomes-banned-from-church-cemetery-because-they-are-unnatural-creatures.html\" target=\"_blank\">has banned garden gnomes from graveyards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A spokesman for the Diocese of Bath and Wells said: &#8220;There is no such thing as a real gnome so why should we have such unnatural creatures in churchyards?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The spokesman added: &#8220;Things such as gnomes and plastic flowers are not permitted because they are aesthetically unattractive and they make it harder to maintain the grounds.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The diocese of Bath and Wells in England has banned garden gnomes from graveyards. A spokesman for the Diocese of Bath and Wells said: &#8220;There is no such thing as a real gnome so why should we have such unnatural creatures in churchyards?&#8221; The spokesman added: &#8220;Things such as gnomes and plastic flowers are not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38,60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}