{"id":816,"date":"2008-11-13T13:54:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T12:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=816"},"modified":"2008-11-13T13:54:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T12:54:03","slug":"jailed-for-yawning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/?p=816","title":{"rendered":"Jailed for yawning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/middleeast\/israel\/3450765\/Israeli-soldier-jailed-for-three-weeks-for-yawning-at-ceremony.html\" target=\"_blank\">in the Israeli military<\/a>, given my rampant insomnia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not in the Israeli military, given my rampant insomnia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tinyplanetblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}