Category Archives: Ireland

An odd quote

The North-South deal allowing companies in the Republic to set up branches over the Border is great news for the all-island economy. As The Irish Times puts it:

Brian Cowen and Peter Robinson have described a new initiative to potentially transfer thousands of jobs originally earmarked for the financial services sector in the Republic to Northern Ireland as a “win-win” situation for both economies.

Cue much celebratory newstype about the benefits for both sides. But then comes the final two paragraphs:

The International Financial Services Centre, which was established when Charles Haughey was taoiseach, is one of the key successes of the modern Irish economy. It has attracted some of the world’s top financial companies, such as Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan (Chase), Citibank, Amro, and ABN Amro, which enjoy special tax breaks.

University of Ulster economist Mike Smyth said the political ramifications of the financial services sectors North and South moving closer together had little relevance in international finance.

What a peculiar quote to include. The story flows along well, all positive and shining before it comes to a sharp stop which leaves the reader go “huh?”

On another note, the Times and the Irish Independent both led with the story, while the Irish Examiner buried it in something about “no Chuckle Brothers II” between Martin McGuinnes and Peter Robinson, who will succeed Ian Paisley as the North’s first minister. Obviously I can only see the website and not the paper, so I might be wrong…

UPDATE: RTE did the same, slipping it in as a detail on Robinson being elected to lead the Democratic Unionist Party.

Property

The subprime mortgage crisis is likely to mean losses of $945bn worldwide. It comes as house prices in Ireland return to realistic levels, at least according to the governor of the Central Bank, who is ignoring an IMF claim that the market is still 30% overvalued. (Incidentally, the mortgage loss report is also from the IMF). But I wonder: given the subprime fallout, will an Irish bank ever want to give me a mortgage?

A pint too far

A single pint will see you over Ireland’s drink-driving limit, and I’m happy about that. I don’t know how much it will reduce the death toll on the roads — although according to the Irish Independent it’s a factor in 40% of road deaths — but stricter enforcement can only be a good thing. It would have been nice, but nonetheless too much to expect, for the Indo to include a source for this information though:

Drivers currently driving just below the legally permitted maximum level are estimated to be two to three times as likely to be involved in an accident as drivers with a zero blood alcohol limit known as BAC.

I live in a country where there is zero, let me repeat ZERO, tolerance for drink-driving. Although the standard of driving here is absolutely shocking.

I have no sympathy

I almost wet myself laughing at this one:

Things went terribly wrong for a Limerick man who rushed into a bar armed with a sawn-off shotgun seeking out a particular customer but ended up in hospital after customers disarmed him and gave him a “bit of a trimming”.

The gunman was said to be in a stable condition at the Mid-Western Regional Hospital last night after being treated for serious injuries when he was beaten up by customers.

Now, I’m not advocating vigilante justice or anything of the sort, but if you walk into a pub with a shotgun and get the living tar whacked out of you, I’m going to laugh.

Adios, Ian

Ian Paisely is to retire as head of the Northern Ireland executive in May. I wonder if this will allow for a fresher generation to move the peace process further, or if the DUP will become more hardline.

On identity

Applying for your residency visa involves filling about a ridiculous amount of forms and getting a medical. But some of the questions asked on the application throw up questions about myself.

One is “religion/sect”. I seldom refer to religion when talking about myself — I don’t like labels. But this was a required question: and so down on the form went “Christian/Catholic”. I can’t say I’m accustomed to referring to the divisions of Christianity as sects, even though that’s exactly what they are. For me the word conjures up images of small, close-knit groups.

Of course such divisions do not apply solely to Christianity, there is a large one in Islam as well. But again — and even though I’m familiar with the word from Northern Irish history — the word “sect” doesn’t quite capture it for me. My brain doesn’t seem to want to accept it.

I’m not used to thinking of myself as a “Westerner” either, though the term is in common usage regarding surveys by one of the papers here. Is that my own bias, or do people of all nations who relocate find themselves in the same jarring situation?

My name has also proved interesting. Nobody can pronounce the English form correctly, so there is much confusion when they see my Irish one. Which, incidentally, has had at least five different spelling variations since I got here. Trying to explain that Irish people have names in both the Irish and English languages doesn’t seem to work as well as I’d like. That said most people seem cool with it. I just wish people would spell the damn thing right!

ADDENDUM: Facebook has again been blocked at work, so I can’t regularly check messages or play Scrabulous etc. Getting the web at home is not as straightforward as it appears, as is much here. FB access depends on finding internet cafes, and I may only get in once or twice a week until further notice.