Category Archives: Life

Cunning spammy bastards

Recently, amidst the de rigeur spam touting generic Viagra and pleas for my account details with a bank I don’t use, I have been receiving PDFs as attachments. Naturally I haven’t opened a single one.

I have been sent attachements in the past, but this marks a new trend in spamming one particular email address I use. Today I got three PDFs: check.pdf, abuse.pdf and email_a5c087e.pdf. Using Thunderbird I checked the message source code and all three seem to have the same data:

JVBERi0xLjMgCjEgMCBvYmoKPDwKPj4KZW5kb2JqCjIgMCBvYmoKPDwKL1R5cGUgL0NhdGFsb2cK
L1BhZ2VzIDMgMCBSCj4+CmVuZG9iagozIDAgb2JqCjw8Ci9UeXBlIC9QYWdlcwovS2lkcyBbIDQg
MCBSIF0KL0NvdW50IDEKPj4KZW5kb2JqCjQgMCBvYmoKPDwKL1R5cGUgL1BhZ2UKL1BhcmVudCAz
IDAgUgovUmVzb3VyY2VzIDw8Ci9Gb250IDw8IC9GMCA4IDAgUiA+PgovWE9iamVjdCA8PCAvSW0w
IDkgMCBSID4+Ci9Qcm9jU2V0IDcgMCBSID4+Ci9NZWRpYUJveCBbMCAwIDU4NCAyMDhdCi9Dcm9w

And so forth. I googled the code and I’m not the only one to get this rubbish. It seems to be the latest fashion for spammers, PDFs that contain images. Bastards.

The other peculiar mail I got today was from someone in Germany claiming:

Our robot has detected an abnormal activity from your IP adress on sending e-mails. Probably it is connected with the last epidemic of a worm which does not have official patches at the moment. We recommend you to install this patch (I have removed the URL, which was in numbers rather than words) to remove worm files and stop email sending, otherwise your account will be blocked.

Customer Support Robot

Considering the email has such gibberish addresses as bhyjt@wfrmls.com and a36dcae987d9000be022d968088aea28@wfrmls.com, how dumb do they think I am? Straight to the junk directory, and from there OBLIVION.

My brain it is so squishy

Sometimes I spend so much of the day immersed in world events that blogging about them (at least in great detail) is impossible. I’m sleepy, lack focus and generally have trouble concentrating. Like I said in the title, my brain feels squishy.

There are many things I could easily have written about but did not. The recent terror incidents in Britain, Alan Johnston’s release (hurray!), the Australian crackdown on porn and alcohol in Aboriginal communities… I’m sure there are many more.

Some I simply did not feel like blogging about. Others I had read too much of other people’s opinions to have a coherent one of my own. Does anybody else have this problem?

There are also posts I have toyed with but never committed to the ether. I have shied away from some because I’m reluctant to reveal too much about myself, others because I have been unable to pin down a rational narrative. Perhaps this is procrastination. Perhaps it has a deeper meaning. (Perhaps it means nothing at all.)

My brain it is so squishy. Give me a couple of days and I’ll be better. In the meantime, here are some glorious examples of stop motion:

The Lego Millennium Falcon.

The Lego Trojan War.

Both of which I found while wilfing on Technorati.

Landmarks

Humans are funny creatures. We want to see patterns in everything as we strive to find order amidst chaos.

I didn’t think I would get to 100 posts so quickly. Nor did I think I’d log on this morning and find I had attracted 666 visitors.

So I fired up WordPress and settled down to write something special to mark these occasions.

Unfortunately I found myself devoid of inspiration.

But it’s strange how I saw those two figures and considered them significant. Perhaps its symptomatic of how we are conditioned as people.

The contrast struck me most.

This post is number 100, which is supposed to be a good thing. And yet it’s written in the shadow of visitor 666, which is supposedly an evil number (read Revelations for the source of this notion).

I’m not a particularly superstitious person and so I looked on 666 as nothing more than a quirky coincidence. Plus I like to think I’m a nice guy — ladies if you think otherwise let me know what I can do to remedy the situation! — so I didn’t take it as a reflection on myself and certainly not on my anonymous visitor.

And yet I found the 100 to be a landmark, a sense of achievement. I’m still very new to the blogosphere and readily admit I’m still finding my feet. But the number of posts snuck up on me; to be frank I wasn’t sure I’d hit the number at all let alone do it in just a couple of months.

The focus of the blog has meandered somewhat since April 19. I began with the intention of looking at world events and how they can be significant to people everywhere — I called my blog tinyplanet because something that happens on the other side of the planet can be immediately relevant to everyone. Communication, transport and economic links are such that the world really isn’t that big any more.

Along the way I got sidetracked by all the weird and wonderful things that happen on our beloved planet screwball and wanted to share them. Hopefully you don’t hold it against me. πŸ™‚

Expect more international analysis and commentary in the weeks to come. I’m getting back into the rhythm of writing whole articles in a short space of time and having a blast. But that doesn’t mean I’ll have lost my taste for the unusual.

We’ve barely started on a long and interesting road. I hope you’ll come along for the ride.

David

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Indigenous Australians

Mr Angry has an excellent blog entry on the Australian government’s plan to ban alcohol and porn in some Aboriginal Australian communities.

If you missed the story, the move comes on the back of a report that found alcoholism and child abuse were rampant in some of these communities in the Northern Territory.

The report blamed “rivers of grog” and the breakdown of traditional Aboriginal society for the endemic abuse.

Prime minister John Howard has called the issue a “national emergency”, but some have pointed out that it’s an election year in Australia. But Kathy Mark, writing for the Independent, points out he did not speak to the report’s authors before coming up with this crackdown. Check out Mr Angry’s take on things here.

Child abuse is a horrific crime, there is no escaping that fact. But sending troops to enforce a ban on beer and porn is not the way to go. Prohibiting something only makes its allure stronger — and prohibition by the strong arm of the government risks breeding resentment.

But as Mr Angry points out, some communities have welcomed the intervention.

There are times when Draconian measures are necessary. Do you think this is one of those times, dear reader?

At the movies (in my living room)

I’ve been at a loose end recently, so I took a friend’s advice and bunked down with a good book then watched a couple of films.

Okay, so I spread it out over a day or two. I read Connie Willis’ Bellwether (one of my favourite books) cover to cover yesterday before watching Takashi Miike’s Audition.

I first saw it about two years ago when Sci-Fi showed a series of Asian films late at night… they may have been the movies that make up the Tartan Asian Extreme collection but I really don’t remember.

Seven years after losing his wife to illness, Aoyama decides it’s time to remarry. But he’s middle-aged and can’t afford to spend time in his quest. And so his friend sets up an audition for a film, pointing out that at least one of the girls who don’t get the lead role may be the lady for Aoyama.

Oh the romance.

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As you can probably tell from the cover art, the lucky lady is more than meets the eye.

Audition is a genuine love story mixed with tragedy and horror. It examines the dark side of love, documenting how it can turn to obsession. It also allows Miike to explore just what depths hide behind the meekest of exteriors.

I’m a fan of his work in general. While many of his films contain extreme violence, they can be so genre-defying this can be overlooked. For example, Dead or Alive 2 (the only things it has in common with Dead or Alive are the lead actors) is about assassins who donate their fees so poor children can be vaccinated against deadly diseases.

This idea of alternative codes of ethics can also be found in Scorsese’s gangster films. Inevitably both directors have been criticised for glorifying violence. Whether they do or not is something for each viewer to decide for his or herself.

Next up on my mini movie binge was Brad Anderson’s The Machinist.

Trevor Reznik, played by Christian Bale and named for Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, hasn’t slept in a year (and I thought I had bad insomnia). He is wasting away. Bale lost more than 60 pounds for the role, leaving him looking like this:

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Still interested girls?

Anyway, Reznik is distracted at work by a co-worker named Ivan and the distraction causes another co-worker to lose an arm. But nobody at the factory has heard of Ivan, and there are no records of him. Yet he keeps appearing and Reznik believes there’s a conspiracy against him.

Mysterious post-it notes keep appearing on his fridge with a game of hangman drawn on them. Each note reveals another letter until Bale finally solves it (after two false starts, but that said I got it right off).

What I loved about this film — which I only saw for the first time last night — is the sheer originality. I don’t want to give too much away but it makes you wonder what secrets you’re keeping from yourself when you can’t sleep.

I’m not too sure what to watch next, although the next book on my list is Bruce Trigger’s Understanding Early Civilizations. I don’t know if I’ll make it out of that massive tome in one piece, but by God I’m going to try!