Category Archives: History

Rubbish wrapped up as academia

Some Shakespearean actors have formed a group calling for new research into just who wrote the man’s plays.

The belief is that a man from Stratford could not have written in such detail about history and foreign lands. Leading this coalition are actor Derek Jacobi and former Globe Theatre artistic director Mark Rylance, although the likes of Orson Welles and Mark Twain along with some academics have also doubted the plays’ authorship.

The “real” author has been identified by various writers in the past as Christopher Marlowe, Francis Bacon, or the Earl of Oxford, Edward de Vere.

“I subscribe to the group theory. I don’t think anybody could do it on their own,” Jacobi said. “I think the leading light was probably de Vere, as I agree that an author writes about his own experiences, his own life and personalities.”

The last quote is rubbish. Of course people can produce this kind of material on their own (I think by “group theory” he means several people wrote using the Shakespeare byline). One can always extrapolate from one’s experiences without actually writing about them.

While the maxim is always ‘write what you know’ this does not preclude knowing through reading or imagination. A strict reading of Jacobi’s rationale would imply Stephen King is on intimate terms with demonic clowns (IT) or vampires (Salems Lot). Bram Stoker wrote Dracula after exhaustive research — let’s be honest, it’s not as if he knew Vlad the Impaler — and if one was to stick to one’s experiences science fiction wouldn’t exist.

Shakespeare was also the target of some ire and praise by contemporaries; read something by Stephen Greenblatt if you don’t believe me.

The group has produced a document which

argues there are few connections between Shakespeare’s life and his alleged works, but they do show a strong familiarity with the lives of the upper classes and a confident grasp of obscure details from places like Italy.

This coalition overlooks that research points to Shakespeare having been educated in a school that provided lessons in Latin and classical literature. Many of the Shakespearean plays are retellings of stories from Ovid or contemporary books on English history.

From an Observer article on the coalition:

There are questions too about his failure to mention Stratford or anything relating to his own life, including the death of his 11-year-old son, Hamnet. (Although there is no explanation why he might have given his only son a name so close to that of the playwright’s most famous protagonist).

I don’t even like Shakespeare. What annoys me is pseudo-academia, of which this is a fine example.

I have no problem accepting that he may not have written some of his plays but to say he wrote none of them flies in the face of the evidence. So what if he didn’t mention his plays and poems in his will? And why would it have had to include “a Shakespearean turn of phrase”? Although his plays are filled with innuendo and sexual crudities so perhaps that’s a good thing…

Links of the day

The Great Wall of China will be gone in 20 years. If the report is accurate it will be a dark, dark time for those who treasure the past. (Anthropology.net)

Breast cancer may be linked to use of deodorants. Worrying if true. (Breakingnews.ie)

Where do all the prayer notes go? Shmuel Rabinowitz leads the team that cleans up hundreds of thousands a year and buries them in Jerusalem. (Reuters)

Breakthrough drug for schizophrenia. It works as well as current medication but with fewer side effects. (AFP)

The music man. Columbia hope Rick Rubin can save the music industry. Rock. (International Herald Tribune)

Hidden trade barriers cost APEC $148bn: World Bank. That’s about 7.5% of the bloc’s trade in 2004. (AFP)

Malaysian taxi drivers issued dress code. Fines await those caught without socks or white shirts. (AP/Taunton Gazette)

Links of the day

The forces of time and work are against me, so this will be short and sweet.

If you’re not moved by this you have no heart: Ollie Byrne RIP and the friendship of pets. How the late owner of Shelbourne FC ditched everything one January night to help somebody find their lost cat. (Michael Nugent)

A sure cause of controversy: Diggers laying a pipe under the Al-Aqsa mosque may have found part of the Second Temple of Jerusalem. This will be incredible if it’s true. (Catholicgauze)

Feeling the pinch: China’s key oil producers may suspend petrol imports. The country needs to supply its own people first, which isn’t a bad philosophy. (AFP)

“I will remind the deppity”: John O’Donoghue in full fury on the floor of Dáil Éireann. Damien resurrects our brave Ceann Comhairle’s attempts to keep control of the house, only for him to show what a flustering hothead he really is. (Damien Mulley)

Fight for your rights: Stop being a slave to your email. Go on, strike back! (Lifehacker)

Transport, but not as we know it: Flying cars are going on sale in the next couple of months. Woohoo! (BBC)

Blogs and the wider world: More women blogging than men. About 8% of Americans have their own blog, according to a survey; although because said survey was conducted among people using an online service the results likely do not reflect reality. (Blorge.com)

Creepy crawlies: Got arachnophobia? Here’s your worst nightmare. A vast web crawling with millions of spiders that is spreading across several acres of a Texas park (and the picture with the article is amazing). (International Herald Tribune)

Fighting words: Kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront. Shaolin monks are a bit miffed at claims by one web user that they were beaten in unarmed combat by a ninja.  (Reuters)

Happy birthday, humble CD

Today (August 17) is the 25th birthday of the compact disc.

Let us not dwell on the fact such technology is older than I am. Let us bask in its glory, for digital media may kill it as a commercial medium.

I can’t remember what my first CD actually was, only that I resisted them for some time because I preferred cassettes (which were more versatile and a damn sight cheaper).  But following some not very well-publicised incidents where my lovely tapes were eaten alive and spat out in ruins, my move towards CDs became unstoppable. I still don’t have all of them on my Facebook profile.

The things seem nigh invincible, save for coins, dust, pets, people, jam-covered fingers and microwaves (ever seen what happens to a CD after its been in the microwave? Tis pretty).

They’ve come a long way since Richard Strauss’s Alpine Symphony and some rubbish from Billy Joel. Now we have all sorts of disposable one-hit wonders weighing the shelves — though not for much longer, if predictions are correct. Sales have slumped in the last decade, partly due to file-sharing, partly due to the rise of portable digital music players, and partly due to people spending money on DVDs and games.

Though I still enjoy making CDs, the format’s time will pass. It’s easy to see it morphing into DVD-style music/content hybrids (don’t they exist already?) but it’s just as possible the successor — if it has a physical successor rather than a digital one — will be something completely different.

Curiosities

Interesting stories I’ve read in the past few hours (Una does this style of post more regularly and far better than I):

LiveScience.com: Ancient Egyptian may have had the world’s first prosthetic toe. (With pic!)

San Francisco Chronicle: Hackers crack all models of electronic voting machine in California. More reasons the system will never get going in Ireland.

RawStory.com: Michael Moore served with a subpoena while backstage at the Jay Leno show.

Treehugger.com: Architect Shigeru Ban builds a bridge out of cardboard tubes. It’s in France and can hold the weight of 20 people at any given time.

Catholicgauze: The future of mapmaking. Points to two excellent articles on how customised dynamic maps are transforming cartography.

Associated Press: YouTube’s system to stop copyright-infringing videos.

Reuters: Dumbass shoplifter leaves address with the shop assistant.