1. When a barber is snipping away at your hair, should you lose total confidence when he winces and says: “Oh, I’ve cut myself again”?
UPDATE: He’s now very much on my hitlist, as I have just realised he shaved part of my beard on one side of my face but not the other.
2. Why does much of Cork city centre smell like an elderly man who has wet himself and allowed it to dry?by