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Stupid frickin' soccer team

So our brave boys in green have made a mess of things. The wave of optimism after the demolition of Denmark has crashed onto the shores of disappointment. Twenty offers an interesting multiple choice on the matter.

It’s a far cry from last week, when Stan Staunton and co were confident of four — perhaps even six — points from the games against Slovakia and the Czech Republic. Coming away with just one sucks donkey balls. Naive fool that I am I thought they’d beat Slovakia at least, but our great tradition of throwing a good result away by falling asleep in the final minutes reared its ugly head.

As the manager, Staunton has to take the fall (worth noting that before the matches he said losing was a “worst case scenario”). He was never the right man for the job, having no experience in management. While I applaud him for giving so many young players a chance to show what they can do at international level, but some of his selections have beggared belief. Why he has insisted on playing John O’Shea at right back and Steve Finnan (at most recently Steven Kelly) at left is nonsensical.

He’s got to go, even if ultimately the responsibility lies with the FAI for handing the job to someone unqualified. But as Eoghan asked while the travesty in Prague was played out, who do we replace him with?

Robots to the rescue

Japanese researchers hope robots will be the answer to coping with the nation’s aging population.

A vacuuming machine developed by Fuji Heavy Industries Ltd is already cleaning floors in about 10 buildings around the country, including a 54-floor skyscraper in central Tokyo.

The device operates at night after office workers have gone home. It takes elevators to move from one floor to another.

Service robots are probably the most clichéd futurist vision, but the benefits are manifold. Industrial applications like the one above are only the start — it’s only natural researchers look into more domestic uses.

As Japan’s population grows older and its labor force shrinks, researchers say new types of robots will play a major role as there simply won’t be enough people to do these jobs.

“In the type of ageing society that we foresee, the situation will likely get to the point where there will be little choice but to get some help from them (robots),” said Isao Shimoyama, dean of the University of Tokyo’s Graduate School of Information Science and Technology.

Shimoyama’s group, which is working with the likes of Toyota and Fujistu, aims to have a new generation of the devices up and running within 15 years. Prototypes could be ready in as little as 18 months.

“They may look smart, but they are still quite stupid,” Shimoyama said. “I don’t think they will ever be as smart as humans.”

For a man who’s made robots his field of expertise, he doesn’t seem up to speed. Just a few days ago technologists and investors gathered at the Singularity Summit to discuss artificial intelligence and how to deal with machines that are smarter than humans.

Wendell Wallach predicted we are just years away “from a catastrophic disaster brought about by an autonomous computer system making a decision”. Skynet is what springs to my mind. Wallach specialises in bioethics, and has spoken about the creation of a robotic code of ethics. I could have sworn Asimov established that years ago:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Of course, a sufficiently advanced robot would be capable of overwriting its own programming — this would essentially mark its transition from object to sentience (though I would be willing to debate this).

The pint has been saved

The EU has gone back on its insistence that Ireland and Britain give up imperial measurements in favour of metric ones.

Miles and feet are also a-okay with Brussels, which following an ounce of common sense — that’s 28.34 grammes —  decided they are part of our culture and traditions. It was also an economic decision: it would have hurt trade with the US, which also uses the imperial system.

I’m not sure I really give a toss. I would still have referred to my height in feet and inches regardless of what was going on. Also, buying food in grammes and kilogrammes is second nature. Pounds is fine too, though an ounce has always been an intangible quality to my tiny brain.

Besides, would it really have been so much trouble asking for a glass of beer instead of a pint?

Links and stuff

Given the day that it is, I don’t really feel much like posting something proper. Just links. Nothing overly serious and, for once, no mention of the utter-fucked-upness that is the Middle East.

Study pits liberal brains against conservative brains… who’s more flexible? Liberals, of course. (USAToday)

The Spybot Search and Destroy game. One of my favourite anti-spyware programmes has a secret minesweeper game for you to play while scans are in progress. (How-to Geek blogs)

State of play: the game of love. Increasing numbers of people find MMORPGS a great way to size up a potential mate, the logic being their online behaviour reflects their real-life behaviour. (BBC)

Quench your thirst without selling your soul. Enjoy bottled water without the conscience bothering that comes with knowing how much oil is used to make the plastic bottles. (Earth2Tech)

Why our next prime minister got drunk in a strip club. If only the current crop of Irish politicians had tales like this, as opposed to answering awkward questions about their finances. (Mr Angry)

Links of the day

Short and sweet because I’m on the verge of a migraine. I love how Mother Nature bitch slaps me on my day off.

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Anime protestors meet real police. I can’t believe I went all weekend without seeing this… Fans used figurines to hold a protest against a distributor in Singapore. Police sent four anti-riot vans. (Reuters/Textfiend)

Inside politics — of youth and age (again!) A look at the fairly sprightly Fine Gael and aging Labour Party. (Harry McGee)

5,800-year-old mass graves from Tell Brak, Syria Evidence of a massacre at one of the oldest known cities. (Anthropology.net)

Antique ivory skull statuettes Creepy yet strangely beautiful. (Boing Boing)

Britney Spears at the VMAs… If you like train wrecks, check out the footage of a totally out of it Britney ‘performing’ her latest single. Thoughtfully contrasted with her “Slave 4 U” stint at a past show. (Rick O’Shea)

Spanish ‘granny’ dissects past and present on blog. María Amelia Lopez is 95 and kicks ass. A great story I wish I’d seen for today’s foreign pages of the Irish Examiner. (International Herald Tribune)