Monthly Archives: September 2007

The pint has been saved

The EU has gone back on its insistence that Ireland and Britain give up imperial measurements in favour of metric ones.

Miles and feet are also a-okay with Brussels, which following an ounce of common sense — that’s 28.34 grammes —  decided they are part of our culture and traditions. It was also an economic decision: it would have hurt trade with the US, which also uses the imperial system.

I’m not sure I really give a toss. I would still have referred to my height in feet and inches regardless of what was going on. Also, buying food in grammes and kilogrammes is second nature. Pounds is fine too, though an ounce has always been an intangible quality to my tiny brain.

Besides, would it really have been so much trouble asking for a glass of beer instead of a pint?

Links and stuff

Given the day that it is, I don’t really feel much like posting something proper. Just links. Nothing overly serious and, for once, no mention of the utter-fucked-upness that is the Middle East.

Study pits liberal brains against conservative brains… who’s more flexible? Liberals, of course. (USAToday)

The Spybot Search and Destroy game. One of my favourite anti-spyware programmes has a secret minesweeper game for you to play while scans are in progress. (How-to Geek blogs)

State of play: the game of love. Increasing numbers of people find MMORPGS a great way to size up a potential mate, the logic being their online behaviour reflects their real-life behaviour. (BBC)

Quench your thirst without selling your soul. Enjoy bottled water without the conscience bothering that comes with knowing how much oil is used to make the plastic bottles. (Earth2Tech)

Why our next prime minister got drunk in a strip club. If only the current crop of Irish politicians had tales like this, as opposed to answering awkward questions about their finances. (Mr Angry)

Links of the day

Short and sweet because I’m on the verge of a migraine. I love how Mother Nature bitch slaps me on my day off.

protestpic.jpg

Anime protestors meet real police. I can’t believe I went all weekend without seeing this… Fans used figurines to hold a protest against a distributor in Singapore. Police sent four anti-riot vans. (Reuters/Textfiend)

Inside politics — of youth and age (again!) A look at the fairly sprightly Fine Gael and aging Labour Party. (Harry McGee)

5,800-year-old mass graves from Tell Brak, Syria Evidence of a massacre at one of the oldest known cities. (Anthropology.net)

Antique ivory skull statuettes Creepy yet strangely beautiful. (Boing Boing)

Britney Spears at the VMAs… If you like train wrecks, check out the footage of a totally out of it Britney ‘performing’ her latest single. Thoughtfully contrasted with her “Slave 4 U” stint at a past show. (Rick O’Shea)

Spanish ‘granny’ dissects past and present on blog. María Amelia Lopez is 95 and kicks ass. A great story I wish I’d seen for today’s foreign pages of the Irish Examiner. (International Herald Tribune)

Sharif's short stay

Nawaz Sharif arrived back in Pakistan promising to challenge Pervez Musharaff. He was arrested on corruption charges and deported back to Saudi Arabia.

His stay in his native country, from which the former prime minister was ousted in the Musharaff coup eight years ago, lasted four hours. Knowing his return could spark trouble, Pakistani authorities detained more than 2,000 people the day before.

Sharif had promised to bring “a final push to the crumbling dictatorship” but it would appear said dictatorship will stay in place for some time to come. I’m not at all surprised by his failure to get past the airport. Allowing him out could have been the final nail in Musharraf’s coffin — an ex-leader of high standing openly campaigning against him. There are opposition groups within Pakistan but Sharif would at least have had the advantage of previously running the country (twice).

The move could backfire on Musharraf. Sharif’s supporters knew he was there and were charged by police. This, combined with their figurehead’s deportation, will only make the general/president even more unpopular.

What I fear is that this increasing unpopularity will foster a more brutal military regime. As I’ve noted in the past, Musharraf has been reaching out to opposition politicians in a bid to shore up his rule. If he is unsuccessful —  and this could either be failure to come to an agreement or undermining a deal by reneging on a promise to leave the army — he may have to take drastic steps to maintain power.

Rubbish wrapped up as academia

Some Shakespearean actors have formed a group calling for new research into just who wrote the man’s plays.

The belief is that a man from Stratford could not have written in such detail about history and foreign lands. Leading this coalition are actor Derek Jacobi and former Globe Theatre artistic director Mark Rylance, although the likes of Orson Welles and Mark Twain along with some academics have also doubted the plays’ authorship.

The “real” author has been identified by various writers in the past as Christopher Marlowe, Francis Bacon, or the Earl of Oxford, Edward de Vere.

“I subscribe to the group theory. I don’t think anybody could do it on their own,” Jacobi said. “I think the leading light was probably de Vere, as I agree that an author writes about his own experiences, his own life and personalities.”

The last quote is rubbish. Of course people can produce this kind of material on their own (I think by “group theory” he means several people wrote using the Shakespeare byline). One can always extrapolate from one’s experiences without actually writing about them.

While the maxim is always ‘write what you know’ this does not preclude knowing through reading or imagination. A strict reading of Jacobi’s rationale would imply Stephen King is on intimate terms with demonic clowns (IT) or vampires (Salems Lot). Bram Stoker wrote Dracula after exhaustive research — let’s be honest, it’s not as if he knew Vlad the Impaler — and if one was to stick to one’s experiences science fiction wouldn’t exist.

Shakespeare was also the target of some ire and praise by contemporaries; read something by Stephen Greenblatt if you don’t believe me.

The group has produced a document which

argues there are few connections between Shakespeare’s life and his alleged works, but they do show a strong familiarity with the lives of the upper classes and a confident grasp of obscure details from places like Italy.

This coalition overlooks that research points to Shakespeare having been educated in a school that provided lessons in Latin and classical literature. Many of the Shakespearean plays are retellings of stories from Ovid or contemporary books on English history.

From an Observer article on the coalition:

There are questions too about his failure to mention Stratford or anything relating to his own life, including the death of his 11-year-old son, Hamnet. (Although there is no explanation why he might have given his only son a name so close to that of the playwright’s most famous protagonist).

I don’t even like Shakespeare. What annoys me is pseudo-academia, of which this is a fine example.

I have no problem accepting that he may not have written some of his plays but to say he wrote none of them flies in the face of the evidence. So what if he didn’t mention his plays and poems in his will? And why would it have had to include “a Shakespearean turn of phrase”? Although his plays are filled with innuendo and sexual crudities so perhaps that’s a good thing…

Shoddy

There are times when I’d love to absolutely dissect rubbish journalism in various newspapers, but that kind of thing would get me fired so I hold back. However, in this one instance I will point you to a headline that troubles me. If you have any experience in the media you’ll understand.

UPDATE: Since this post was written the headline was changed from a wholly inaccurate, libelous one to something safer.